Happy NEW YEAR

Like the 7colors of a rainbow, may ur life b painted with the colors of Love,care,warmth,affection, trust,friendship and njy.Happy NEW YEAR.

Advance - HAPPy NEw YEAr 2013

My 1st Card 4 U.
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Advance - HAPPy NEw YEAr 2013 .
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by $m$

TNEB JOKE

JOKE: Man1: Sir Naan Tirunelveliku Pudhusu..Alwaa Vaanganum Iruttu Kadai Enga irukku?
Man2: Ippodhaikku Tamilnaattula Ellaa Kadaiyume Iruttu Kadai dhaan.

7 tips 2 b happy in life

7 tips 2 b happy in life
-never be late
-don't cheat
-live simple
-expect little
-work more
-always smile
-never break good relation.:-)

Exam Timela

Girls:
Exam Timela Nanga tv, Computer, Cell ethayum Thodamatom
Ungalala mudiyuma?







Boys:
Naanga Bookaiye thodamatom ungalala
mudiyuma..:-)gud mrg:-)

Super line

Super line :

Unnul
Irukkum oru
' Kanavai '
Unnal Mattume
Nijamakka Mudium...!...my dear friends.

Start ur Day

Wen u Start ur Day,keep 3words in ur pocket: TRY,TRUE and TRUST.. TRY : 4 Better future. TRUE: Vth ur Work. TRUST: in God..Gud mrng

En Natpu Kalangarai Vilakkam pola

"En Natpu Kalangarai Vilakkam pola.." Nee ennai vittu Dhooradhil irundhalum en Anbu endra Velichathai koduthu konde irupen. Good mrg

Life is a book

''Life is like a book
Turn over the
Pages
day by day..
You can find
new
Experience
everyday" goodmrg

நம் தலைமுறைகளுக்காக செய்வோம்

நமக்காக இல்லாவிட்டாலும் நம் தலைமுறைகளுக்காக செய்வோம்

Dengu Kosu varaama irukka 4tips

Dengu Kosu varaama irukka 4tips:
1)veetu address thapa kodukanum.
2) light off pani vecha kosu veetla yarum illanu nenachikidum.
3)veetu vaasalla unga photo otti vacha kosu payanthu odi poirum
4) antha kosu kita i love you nu neenga sonna heart attack la mandaya potrum.
Good night.
by
$m$,...

Universal truth

Universal truth we learnt
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:-
"sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates"
Moral
"Education spoils our commonsense":
good morning...

Hero Honda

Hero Honda Bikela
Hero Maathiri Pogalaam
But,
Yamaha Bikela Yeman Maathiri Poga Mudiyuma,
By
NH Road la 8 Pottu
GH la Beddu Pottu Yosippor Sangam...

CURRENTna ennapa.?

In year 2050:-

son: appa en bookla fan, mixie, tv, grinder nu irukke apdina ennapa.?

Dad:- athellam CURRENT irukarappa namma thatha paatti use pannathu...

Son-:CURRENTna ennapa.?

Dad:- nalaikku musiem poi paarkalam da chellam...

American&Indian LOVE

American:
Nanga e-mai'la love pannuvom.!

Indian:
Ada enna koduma sir idhu, Enga naattula naanga
Fe-male'la than love pannuvom.!
Indians Always . Gud ni8

Happy Karthikai Deepa oli Thirunaal

** Wish** You** Happy**Karthikai**Deepa oli **Thirunaal** wish's** **You** and ur family.

vetti SMSthaan

Oru sound keta Pothume Udane otta Mobila Eduthu seen Poduviye ...


Onum illa vetti SMSthaan Delete panitu Poi velaiya paru Ithula siripu Vera..

vetti SMSthaan

Oru sound keta Pothume Udane otta Mobila Eduthu seen Poduviye ...


Onum illa vetti SMSthaan Delete panitu Poi velaiya paru Ithula siripu Vera..

Gud nit...

Problems

Problems can either make u or break u...
The hammer breaks the glass but shapes the steel...
Its purely ur choice, to be glass or steel. Chill morning....

missed call kathalan

( Missed call ) KATHALAN :Hello..

KADHALI: Naan"PRIYA" Pesurein..


KADHALAN: Aamandi !
Nee priyathan pesura..! Naanthan 'KASU' pottu pesuren...;!

by
ex missed call kathalan

1coffee = 1sweet smile

; . Suda suda
c("") COFFEE
"" ungalukkaka anupiruken, kudichitu bill pay pannunga... Rate: 1coffee = 1sweet smile mattume...good morning....

Girls and Eruma Maadu

Girls and Eruma Maadu are same.
Why..?
Cycle la pogum podu Bell adichi paru.
Rendume thirumbi Pakathu..

Current epa varumnu ketan. .

Boy propose a girl:
I love u and,I want to marry u
Girl: Anna tamil la solunga enaku english theriyadhu
Boy: onnum ila thangachi current epa varumnu ketan. . . .

Advance Happy "DIWALI"

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'"¤._.¤" Advance Happy "DIWALI" Wishes. For U and Ur Family..!...

my SweeT frnds

Advance . . . .! wishing . . . . . . ! You . . . . . . . . . . ! Happy . . . . . . . !
:-)Diwali @2012:-)
My Wishing for all....my SweeT frnds. . .
By,
$m$

Doctor

HOTEL OWNER: sir daily parcel vangareenga athuku ingaye sapida vendiyathu thane?

SARDAR:sorry sir Doctor hotela sapida kudathunu solli irukar..

who is your role model

Dad : who is your role model.
Son : Gandhiji.
Dad : GREAT!! Why?
Son : He married at the age of 13.
Dad : Pullayada nee.....?
Good Morning. Vazhgavalamudan

10/11/12

We are the only generation who hav seen
01/02/03
02/03/04
03/04/05
04/05/06
05/06/07
06/07/08
07/08/09
08/09/10
09/10/11
&
Lets celebrate
10/11/12...
Gud Mrng Frndz...
hv a great day.

DIWALI DATES

DIWALI DATES
13.11.2012
03.11.2013
23.10.2014
11.11.2015
30.10.2016
19.10.2017
07.11.2018
27.10.2019
14.11.2020
04.11.2021
24.10.2022
12.11.2023
WISH U A HAPPY DIWALI. I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH U FOR NEXT 12 YEARS...! 4 days to go...Advance deepavali wishes for u & ur family...

Don't worry be happy

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good morning

ASIN alaram vaichu,,,
NAYANTHARAeluppi,,
THRISA filter coffee koduthu,,,
SREYA good morning sonnathan elundhiripingalo..!
Ada chee endri..!

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FriendShip & Love

FriendShip endralum Kadhal endralum idhayathil vaikka vendiya two lines:
Palagum varai Unmaiyaai iru...!
Palakiya Pinpu Uyirai iru...!
:-| Good night:-|sweet dreams:-|

Happy deepawali

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1-st wishes for best wishes

Life givs chance to everyone

When a river overflows, fish eats ants..
But when water dries, the ants eat fish..
Life givs chance to everyone..

Cure dengu fever

Doctors proved it: one pappaya leaf juice cure dengu fever with in one day.
pls frwrd it all because many people r bng attackd by dengu...! Gud ni8

vijay in THUPPAKI

YEMAN: chitragupta
naan Deepavaliku 1 day leave eduka
pogiren.

CHITRA GUPTAN: ayyo! prabu
thaangal
leavela poita
makkalin uyirai
edupadhu yaar?

YEMAN: antha kavalai unaku vendam boologathil vijay in THUPPAKI.. release aguthu en velayai avan parthu "KOL"van..... YEMAN DAA:-

Super Hit kavithai TAJMAHAL

Super Hit kavithai:

"Indha ulagam unmaiyana kathalargalai kaanum varai,
En kallarai Endrum oru ulaga adhisayame"

By-
TAJMAHAL

Life is a sea

Life is a sea
Heart is d Island n Friends r Waves
It doesn't mater how many Waves r in d Sea
Bt it maters, which Wave touch d Island!
Happy evening....

ADVANCE HAPPY DEWALI 2012

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My First Wishes, for Best wishes.
By..... endrentrum Endrum.anbudan.
*sms*

BOYS Manasu

BOYS Manasu Mobile Mathiri.. GIRLS Manasu water Mathiri.. Mobilla water vilunthalum water'la Mobile vilunthalum Damage Mobilukuthan. so be careful...

GOOD MORNING

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ADVANCE HAPPY DIWALI

Hai, dear press now ready start
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§ ADVANCE §
§ HAPPY §
§ DIWALI § ...

Life is Beautiful

Life is Beautiful
1Day
1Hour
1Miniute
It'll not come Again
So Avoid Fight
So Avoid Angr
So Speak Lovely to Any Person
Spread your Smile to all...
Good mrng.

Maths Magic

Maths Magic


13837 x ur age x 73 = ?

Just try it....

You will be getting an interesting result....

Smoking Kills

3 STAGES OF LIFE

3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE:
TEENAGE- Have Time &Energy But No Money

WORKINGAGE-Have Money & Energy But No Time.

OLDAGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy.

Ithu than da punch EB

Ithu than da punch: " karuvaraiyum iruttu, kallaraiyum iruttu, naduvil ethukku da unnaku current tu " .. !!
By
tamil nadu government ...!

Love

Busla Pona Kasa Save Panalam.
Autola Pona Neratha Save Panalam. Aana Ponnu Pinadi Pona dhaadi Kooda Saw Pana Mudiyathu... just thing...

Life is

''Life is a Beautiful book"
Turn over the Pages
day by day
You can find new
Experience everyday......:-)

Hard workers

" All Hard
workers does
not Win...

But,
Every Winner
is a Hard
Worker ..."

-Dr.Abdul Kalam

108 Uirey kakum nanben

A is 1
B is 2
C is 3

Z is 26
Then

L+O+V+E is 12+15+22+ 5=54

W+I+F+E is 23+9+6+5=43

but

F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 6+18+9+5+ 14+4+19+8+9+16= 108

interesting
yes
FRIENDSHIP is 108
Avasara udhavikku.... Uirey kakum nanben...! NANBENDA "

08067006666

Pls elarukum frwd pannunga 08067006666 Intha numberuku mis call kodunga pls. ithuku call charges kidayathu. ithu ilangai thamizhargalai kaaptra.

Best attitude words

Best attitude words:

I will win
Not "Immediately"
But "Definitely"

TAMILNADU

Jayalalitha & Karunanithi oru Byk'la Doubles Poraanga,
Appo Lorry Modhi Accident Aana, Yaar Thapipaanga
Guess?
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Total
"TAMILNADU".

En Thangam, En Urimai !

Judge :- Andha Nagai Kadaila Edhukku Da Thiruduna?

Thirudan: En Thangam, En Urimai!
.
.
Thanks To Kalyan
Jewellers.

Judge: ? ? ?
Keep smile

KAVITHAI

SUPER KAVITHAI:

Life oru ice cream madhiri,

Taste panninaalum karaiyum,

waste pannunaalum karaiyum.


So,
Better taste it,
Don't waste it .

Job Wanted

Wanted : any degree with driving license .. Job in s.pore with e pass .. Attractive salary with perks. Cont:9095749741

VIJAYA THASAMI & AAYUTHAPOOJAI

* WISH .* *. .* U *. .*
*. .* HAPPY*. .*
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==>VIJAYA THASAMI AAYUTHAPOOJAI ===>.*
* .* *. .*. .*. .*. MY FIRST WISHS &BEST WISHS FOR U and your family%.

Good morning

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ROBO Punch

ROBO Punch :

"Manushan Padachathulaye Rendu kevalamana Vishayam
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Onnu exam,
Innonu result...

Flash News

Flash News:
Merina beachla Meen Sapitavanga Moonu Peru Mandaiya Potuttangalam


Aiyaiyo
Apparam?


Aparam Ena
Andha Meen Mandaya Nai Thukitu Poiduchu.

How is it...BOYS always Rocks.

Alagana 2 ponnunga poikitu irunthaanga,pinnadiye 2 pasanga ponaanga.udane 2 ponungalum aalukku 1paiyan kaila rakiya katittu 'anna' nu solluchunga...
payan : dai machan en thangachiya nee katikka un thangachiya naan katikiran da...
girls : ???
how is it...BOYS always Rocks..

Entry of new persons

Entry of new persons may change your lifestyle and make u happy but those persons will never replace the missed ones.....

Life

''Life is like a book
Turn over the
Pages day by day....
You can find new
Experience everyday.
So enjoy ur life with new experience..

Enakku oru dout

Enakku oru dout...?




















































Adikkadi current poguthula athu enga poguthu...

Like & Love?

What's the diff betwn Like & Love?
If u like a flower
u will pluck it.
But if u love a flower u will water it.
Little things create big difference :)

JOA for SSS Industries

SSS Industries ltd.requires 10th,Inter,ITI,Degree,Diploma,B.E,B.Tech,MBA,MCA
in all CHENNAI.salary Rs.10000-25000/pm.send resumes to sss.jobs1@gmail.com

Timing punch EB

Timing punch:
"Karuvaraiyum Iruttu, Kallaraiyum Iruttu,
Naduvil EthUkku Da Unaku Currenttu"
-By TAMILNADU GOVERNMENT.hot

Mr.bean and his wife

Mr.bean and his wife drinkingHot coffee at a cafe.
Bean :drink fast
Wife:why?
Bean:look at the board board
"hot coffee rs.5 and
Cold coffee rs.30...

why Gandhi has no hair?

Student: mam!, why Gandhi has no hair?

Mam: becoz he speaks only truth.

Student: now i understand why all girls have long hair..........!

Best...FRIEND

Best.... gift "santhosam" Best..... wish "valkai"
Best.... feeling "kadhal"
Best..... Relation "Amma"
Best...FRIEND vera yaru " Neengathan"

Todays GK: Jayalalitha

Todays GK: Jayalalitha Ethuku Aadu Maadu Tharaga Nu Theyriuma ?



Ena Renndumay "AMMA" " AMMA" Nu Thaan kathumam,,,...!

Friendship is the rainbow

Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts.
Sharing 7feelings.
+LOVE
+SAD
+HAPPY
+TRUTH
+FAITH
+SECRET
+HELPING
=FRIENDSHIP....

Incom Tax Off

Incom Tax Off: Unga Office'la Yaar Yaaru Lancham Vaanguranga?

Sardar: Sonna Evlo Tharuveenga?

IncomTax Off:??.?....

Today's G.K.

Today's G.K.:-

1.Blood travels 30 crore km/day.

2.Hair grows 0.425cm/day.

3.Mouth speaks avg 4800 words/day.

4.Average Eyes blink 42000 times/day!!
GuD MrnG...;-)

NEWTON'S REMIXED 1ST LAW!

NEWTON'S REMIXED 1ST LAW! "Evry book continues 2 b in state of rest or coverd by dust, unles an external or internal xam is announced by d University"

Nadakura semesterla nee 80% vanganum

Lecturer : Nadakura semesterla nee 80% vanganum.

Stu : No sir. 100% vanguvaen.

Lec: joke adikkadhapa.

Stu: Goyyala. Yaru da first joke adichadhu...:-D

Taj Mahal--> India

Taj Mahal-> India
Eiffel tower-> Paris
Great wall-> China
Niagara falls-> Canada
Pyramid-> Egypt
Good friend-> Naan
Best friend-> Nee

How 2 spend 3hrs in xam hall?

How 2 spend 3hrs in xam hall???
If d exam is frm 9 to 12.Then,
9.00-9.10 write the no etc.
9.10-9.20 draw lines,then
9.20-9.40 carefuly read instructions given in the ans sheet.
9.40-10.20 read the questions.
10.20-10.40 check whether u hav read the questions correctly.
10.40-11.20 see how many students in hall
11.20-11.40 ask for water.
Last 20 min relax.
ALL THE BEST... FWD TO ALL IN OUR COMMUNITY...

Vachutomla appu.

I am C.M
U r P.M

I am local
U r I.S.D

I am star
U r super star

I am silver
U r gold

I am 0% loosu
U r100% loosu

Vachutomla appu....

FRIENDS 4ever

F+ Frank in mind
R+ Real in love
I + Ice speech
E+ Endless Support
N+ Nonstop Advice
D+ Deep in Care
S+ Sweet in behavior.
"FRIENDS 4ever". Thanks 2 be wid me.

Dr.A.P.J.Kalam

"Never miss the
'first' oppurtunity,
Because,
The 'second' oppurtunity will be much difficult than 'first one'".
-Dr.A.P.J.Kalam.

LIFE means

'LIFE' means
L: Love.
I : Incidents.
F: Friends.
E: Emotions.
if you miss 'F' in life then LIFE becomes "LIE".
so, dont miss the friends..

Clock maker

Clock maker a sound tick tick. but, it's not tick tick the real sound is quick quick. bcoz time is gold so do ur work quickly to achieve ur goal.

Barathiyar married

Barathiyar married
at age 7
gandhiji married at
age 13
nehru married at
age 14

ippathan theriudhu
namma yean innum
famous agalannu?

Sweet Love Failure Kavithai

@Sweet Love Failure Kavithai:

"Mull Illatha Roja Aval Mugam...!

Aanal..!

Rojave Illatha Mull Thottam, Aval IDHAYAM...!
Good Morn...

Life is simple

Surely small key can open a big door easily .
Find the key.
Life is simple.
Liveit beautiful. Gud morning.

Enjoy the bachelor life..

He+She=Love,
H+S+L= Marriage, H+S+L+M=Child,
H+S+L+ M+C=Family,
H+S+L+M+C+F="Problem".
So,
enjoy the bachelor life..

New day

"New"day.
"New"morning.
"New"Sun rise.
"New"plans.
"New"Hopes.
"New"success.
"New"feelings.
I pray God to give u a "Happy"& Succesful DAY....good mor

Intha Friend ninaipu irukatom

Face Fulla
Smile irukkattum.
Life Fulla
jolly irukkattum.
Pocket Fulla
Money irukkattum.
But,
Manasula Orama intha Friend ninaipu irukatom.

New day

"New"day.
"New"morning.
"New"Sun rise.
"New"plans.
"New"Hopes.
"New"success.
"New"feelings.
I pray God to give u a "Happy"& Succesful Day
Good Morning

EN FRIENDA POLA YAARU MACHAN

Best_gift
"santhosam"
Best_wish
"vaalkai"
Best_feeling
"kadhal"
Best_Relation
"Amma"
Best_FRIEND
vera yaru
""Neethan"". EN FRIENDA POLA YAARU MACHAN.

Wanted

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Vivekanandar's

Vivekanandar's famous lines-
"Nee yosikkamal seium ovvoru seyalum!
"Unnai ovvoru Nimidamum yosikka vaikkum. So always think and then act..

mistake

Love is second mistake created by GOD..!!
Ofcourse Girls r first mistakes..!
But the fact is that both r beautiful mistakes.!
-Shakespeare

TAJMAHAL

Indha ulagam kallarai aagum varai,
indha kallarai oru ulaga adhisayam..
-TAJMAHAL-

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But, 2day all university toppers are my employees..
try 2 make changes......

Teacher & Student

Teacher :
Oru nalla kudimaganuku enna thevai..?

Student : Oldmonk, Kings, Pepsi, Cup, Water Packet... Mukiyamaa Ooooruuukaaa..!

Teacher : ..?!?..

Best cosmetics in life.

Best cosmetics in life...
-truth in lips
-confidence in eyes
-charity in hands
-smile in face
-love in heart
makes lyf very beautiful..

Easy & Difficult

What is Easy and What is Difficult..?

"Easy is to Judge
others Mistakes",

"Difficult is to
Recognise our
Own Mistake"

Job in Railway

Job in Railway:
Apply in careers@railways.Com
Salary:Rs.70,000
Job-details:
Train Head Light fuse pona Torch light eduthuttu train munnadi Odanum.avalo thaN.:-

Wish U Happy Gauri & Ganesh chaturthi

@(. = .)@
() ',jj, ()
( )( /. )( )
G- get
A- always
N- new
E- energy
S- spirit &
H- happiness. Wish U Happy Gauri & Ganesh chaturthi in advance...

Painting Competition

Ministry of Power- Govt. of India invites 4th, 5th & 6th class students to take part in Painting Competition on Energy Conservation.Visit www.bee-india.nic.in

The lunch bell

Music teacher asked
"What is your favorite musical instrument?".
Cute reply frm lovely kid..

"The lunch bell.

nanga ellam appavae appadi...

Friend and Blood

Friend and Blood Have Only One Difference.. Blood Enters in Heart and flow Out..
But, Friend Enters in Heart and Stay Inside Forever. i like it "U"

3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE

3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE:
TEENAGE- Have Time &Energy But No Money

WORKINGAGE-Have Money & Energy But No Time.

OLDAGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy.

Teacher:5+3=?

Teacher:5+3 evlo?
Lkg boy:enaku Theriyadhe.
Teacher:Makku paiya 5+3=8'nu teriyathada unaku?
Lkg boy:adi lusu mavale nethu ne thane 4+4=8nu sonna...

90 marks

Teacher:
Paaru antha ponnu 90 marks vangirukku avala parthavathu olunga padi da.

Boy:
ada ponga madam,avala "paathu paathu" than fail aanen.!

Accept the pain

"Each successful person has a painful story"
"Each painful story has a Successful ending"
"Accept the pain Achieve the gain That's life..

Medicine & Friendship

Medicine and Friendship both are same.,
Both Can Cure Our Problems.. But Only one Different, Friendship has No Expiry Date...

Conductor kum, driver kum enna vidhyasam

Conductor kum, driver kum enna vidhyasam!

Thani Thaniya Ticket Kodutha Conductor..
Ellarukum Mothama Ticket Kodutha Driver....

Exam eppadi eluthuna?

Dad:
Exam eppadi eluthuna?
Son:
1st ques eluthala
2nd qs pudikkala
4th qs maranthuten
5th qs elutha maranthuten
6th qs bit la illa
7th qs frnd kamikala
8th qs out sylabus
nu ninachen
9th qs print sariya illa
10 qs elutha time illa
Dad:AppO 3rd qs
Son:Atha thaan pa choice'la vitten.. student's rocks...

Funny World

Paying Money for Others Mistake Will Happen Only in













"UNIVERSITY"


In The Name of
"Re-Valuation"

Funny World...
Crazy Beggars...

Hi Moon Good Night

Hi Moon,My friend is going to sleep.Tell to ur's brother sun to raise tomorrow late becoz, my friend wants More relax.
Good Night.

IIT Mumbai Exam best que

IIT Mumbai Exam best que:

Spell the word 'COW' in 13 letters.

Toppers could not answer,but last bench boys wrote.

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU":-)

Exam eppadi eluthuna?

Dad:
Exam eppadi eluthuna?
Son:
1st ques eluthala
2nd qs pudikkala
4th qs maranthuten
5th qs elutha maranthuten
6th qs bit la illa
7th qs frnd kamikala
8th qs out sylabus
nu ninachen
9th qs print sariya illa
10 qs elutha time illa
Dad:AppO 3rd qs
Son:Atha thaan pa choice'la vitten.. student's rocks...

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But, 2day all university toppers are my employees..
try 2 make changes......

Doctor certificate

Tec: Yenda oru vaarama schoolku varala poi "Doctor certificate vangitu va"
Stu: poi keten teacher adhu avar kastapattu vanginatham thara matenu sollitar..."

Actual Meaning of Morning

Actual Meaning of Morning is
"More+Innings"

Means 1 more innings given by God to Play n Win.

So vry Gud Mrng n hav a lovly winning Day.:-)

TODAY SEMESTER TOMORROW RESULT

Producer: Padathoda perai kaetale students ellam adhiranum.
Appadi oru title sollunga...
Director:
"TODAY SEMESTER TOMORROW RESULT"
suma adhuruthula...

What's S.T.U.D.Y?

What's S.T.U.D.Y? = Sitting, Talking, Unlimited msging, Dreaming and Yawning.. So STUDY. (don't waste ur time) I hav a lot 2 STUDY ...k

Fullstop is not the End

Fullstop is not the End.
Because we can write a new sentence after it.
Same in life..!
Failure is not the end,
It can be the real Beginning to SUCCESS...

Life oru ice cream madhiri

Life oru ice cream madhiri,
taste pannalum karaiyum, waste pannalum
karaiyum,
so better taste it don't waste it.
Hav a tasty life.
nalla life enjoy pannunga...

Crazy letter to college principal

Crazy letter to college principal:

Respected sir,
I Am suffering from love,
but i am unable to correct the figure,
so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in your relation or neighbour within two days.
Thank you,
note:Neenga enakku mama madhri
Yours lovingly,
Unga mapla

Vaadatha 3 Poo

"ROJA Poo"
Vaadum

"MALLIGAI Poo"
Vaadum

"THALAM Poo"
Vaadum

Aanal,
Vaadatha 3 Poo!



Un -"SIRIPU"

En -"ANBU"

Nam -"NATPU"

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But, 2day all university toppers are my employees..
try 2 make changes......

FATHER & SON

FATHER: Pakkathu veetu ponnu evalavu mark vangi iruku, avala parthavathu nalla padi da..

SON: Ayyo!
avala parthu, parthu thaan pa Naan padikaamalaye poitean. ;)

What a funny world

Government says beer, whiskey, brandy,cigarettes, are our enemies..


but gandhiji says love ur enemies..


What a funny world.!
Machi oru quater sollen...

Sardhar & Man

Sardhar:
Weightana padippu padichum enakku innum vela kedaikala.

Man: appadi enna weightana padippu padiche?

Sardhar:
pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(Kg).

Da & De

Do yo know why girls r called 'de' and boys r called 'da'... It s the short form of ''dear'' and ''darling'':)
don miss your de and da:)

Wonderful couple in this World

Wonderful couple in this World.

"Heart & Beats"


"Night & Moon"


"Music & Songs"


"Roses & Love"


"Fish & Water"

"My Message &
ur Smile".

Wonderful couple in this World

Wonderful couple in this World.

"Heart & Beats"


"Night & Moon"


"Music & Songs"


"Roses & Love"


"Fish & Water"

"My Message &
ur Smile".

Heart Beat says

Heart Beat says "LUB-DUB"
it means?

LUB says:

L- LOVE
U- UR
B- BEST FRIEND

&

DUB says:

D- DONT MISS
U- UR
B- BEST FRIEND.....

ेGेOेOेD
ेNेIेGेHेT
ैAैNैD
ँSँWँEँEँT
DँRँEँAँMँ

கண்டிப்பாக share செய்யுங்கள்...

கண்டிப்பாக share செய்யுங்கள்...இது நிச்சயமாக சிலருக்காவது உதவும்..

LKG girl in Telephone

LKG girl in Telephone.
Appa: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illainu sollumma..
Magal: sarippa..
Tring tring...
Magal: Hello... Appa veetla irukar. Aprama peasunga.
Appa: yemma irukenu sonna?
Magal: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa... Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz...

TOTALLY FREE

Good news:
tomorrow all india
BSNL to BSNL
AIRTEL to AIRTEL
AIRCEL to AIRCEL
VODAFONE to VODAFONE
TOTALLY FREE..!




for






Missed call only... Ha.....Ha.. Ha...

monkey’s language

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka...Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language. Come to Collect ur banana.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihi

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih hihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Messagena-EN PERA SOLLU

Friendsna-LOLLU Figurena-JOLLU Lovena-DHILLU Lifena-THRILLU Collegena-CELLU Schoolna-BELLU Hotelna-BILLU barna-FULLU Messagena-EN PERA SOLLU.
BY
$m$

Boys room Before Marriage&After Marriage

Boys room
Before Marriage
:-) Laptop,
:-) Home theatre,
:-) super cds,
:-) N series Mobile,
:-) Gifts,
:-) Savings,
:-) Favourite heroineflowup,
:-)love letters. etc,

After Marriage
:-( Loan Papers,
:-( Credit Cards,
:-( Unpaid Bills,
:-( low Battery,
:-( low Balance
:-( China Mobile,
:-( Ennai paar yogam varum wall paper etc!
so enjoy life before marriage tself.:-). . . .

Friend forever

Love+Care=Mom, Lov+Fear=Father, Lov+Help=Sister, Lov+Fight= Brother, Lov+Life=Wife, Luv+(Care+Fear+ Help+Fight+Life)= Friend forever.

Palli vilum palan

Husband: Calendarla enna paakura?
Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.
Husband: Enga vilunthathu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta saambarla.
Husband: ??

Pls give me a "KISS"

Pls give me a "KISS"



R U Shocked?
Ha..ha..
Ayyo puriyaleya?

"KISS"means.
K=konjam
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send pannu
Ok now start kissing me.....

Girls calander

Girls calander,
Jan=propose
Feb=rose
March=gift
April=lift
May=chating
June=dating
July=kissing
Aug=missing
Sep=drop
Oct=escape
Nov=rest
Dec=next.

Reading this SMS

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Idhu en mobile number

96lovers
59 wifes
33 sights
18 figures
87 girl friends

This is my figure's list appadi'nu sonna neenga nambava poringa idhu en mobile number.

Intha Friend ninaipu irukatom

Face Fulla
Smile irukkattum.
Life Fulla
jolly irukkattum.
Pocket Fulla
Money irukkattum.
But,
Manasula Orama intha Friend ninaipu irukatom.

Enjoy the bachelor life..

He+She=Love,
H+S+L= Marriage, H+S+L+M=Child,
H+S+L+ M+C=Family,
H+S+L+M+C+F="Problem".
So,
enjoy the bachelor life..

SMS Padicha

B.E padi
Engineera Pova,

M.B.B.S Padi
Doctora Pova,

B.L padi Vakkilaa Pova,

B.Ed Padi
Teachera Pova,

Ippadi Vettiya SMS Padicha veenathan pova!

' LIFE 'means

'LIFE' means
L: Love.
I : Incidents.
F: Friends.
E: Emotions.
if you miss 'F' in life then LIFE becomes "LIE".
so, dont miss the friends..

FRIEND

I Love U...
But', I am not Ur
Lover.
I Care U...
But', I am not Ur
Mother.
I Strict U...
But', I am not Ur
Father.
I Help U...
But', I am not Ur
Brother.
I'm ready 2share Ur pain...
But', I am not Ur Blood relation.
I will do all of, this to U.
B'coz, I am Your ~F~R~I~E~N~D~ ...

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Angel
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.B.M=Beautiful Body Maintain M.B.A=Married But available. B.B.A=beauties but aunties. M.B.B.S=married but beautiful sight..

Naanga irukom

boy1: Eppadi da unaku mattum amaavaasai annaiku nila theriyuthu...?




boy2: Thanx to VASAN Eyecare..!

Naanga...irukom.

Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera

Boy : Doctor! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu
Doctor ..... Dai Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka ,Naan Doctor illa ,un appan da.

Lip Kiss

Lip Kiss:
0.7gm protein
0.45gm fat
0.19gm chemical
50 variety of bacteria will die.Tis is true.So catch ur loved ones n start kissing n b healthy.

24 Golden hours

Get up!
Get up!
GOD is
waiting 4 u..
To
give a
gift of
24 Golden hours.
Whatever
u want,
Do it
successfully..

Good Morning...

Sms panna 10 benfit kidaikum

Sms panna 10 benfit kidaikum
1.Mobile thuru pidikkadhu
2.Time pas agum
3.Padippavar happy aavanga
4.Contact irukum
5.Any time busy ayiduveenga
6.Somberi ya irukka matinga
7.Fingers activa irukum
8.ABCD maraka matinga
9.Creativity mind aagum
10.yenna madiri nallavanga ungalukku friend'a kidaipanga....!

Best friend

Taj Mahal-> India
Eiffel tower-> Paris
Great wall-> China
Niagara falls-> Canada
Pyramid-> Egypt
Good friend-> Naan
Best friend-> Nee
Good morning

new style sms

ةHai
ةthis
ةis
ةnew style sms
ةwishing
ةu
a very good morning...ة

Best

Best____gift "santhosam"
Best____wish
"valkai"
Best____feeling
"kadhal"
Best__Relation"_
vera yaru
""neenga than"

intha college nalla collegeja

Boy: intha college
nalla collegeja?

Watchman : Enna ipadi kekuringa!
Super college. Naan kuda ingathaan B.E padichen, udanae velai kedaichiduchu...

New generation Jony Jony Yes Papa!

New generation :

"Jony Jony" Yes Papa!

"Minaral Water" - No Papa!

"Quater Bottel" - Yes Papa!

"Mixing Water" - No Papa!

"Rava Aadecha" - HA..HA..HA..

Oru alazhagana Kavithai Solluda

GIRL:- Oru alazhagana Kavithai Solluda?
BOY:-Unnai Kandathum Ennai Marandhen..
GIRL:-Adada.! Apram.!
BOY:-Un friendai Kandadhum Unnaye Marandhen...

Wascodagama ippo irundha avar peyar

Wascodagama ippo irundha avar peyar enna Theriyuma?



Think...




ISCODAGAMA!
Because,
'was'Past Tense !
'Is' Present Tense !
English ma English!...

2031 il INDIA EPPADI IRUKUM

2031 il INDIA EPPADI IRUKUM?

India wins their 5th world cup.

RADHIKA going to marry her 9th husband simbu.
Gold just Rs.5 lakhs/gram.

JOTHIKA's daughter join with Rajini in his new film SHIVAJI PART-12.

Sunthar.c is to act in remake of Padayappa 2031.

Thamana - dhanush'ku ammavaga nadikirar......

U

How can u "SM_LE"
Without "I" ?
How can u b
"F_NE" without
"I" ?
How can u
"W_SH"
Without
"I" ?
How can u b
"FR_END"
without"I" ?
"I"m vry important!
But
this ' I ' can never achieve S_CCESS without 'U'.... and that makes 'U' more impotant than 'I'..! good morning have a nice day

This is True Love

gulumall

adipavi.....how much this mouse pad

PERIAMMA &CHINNAAMMA

Ammakku englishla short'ta "MUM"

What about PERIAMMA &CHINNAAMMA.?

Yosinga
,
Yosinga
,
Theriyalaya.?

"MAXI-MUM"
&
"MINI-MUM"
Gud morning

IIT Mumbai Exam best que

IIT Mumbai Exam best que:

Spell the word 'COW' in 13 letters.

Toppers could not answer,but last bench boys wrote.

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU":-)

friend

One real friend is better than ten thousand relatives...
-Shakespeare
~Good Morning~
Have a nice day :-)

What a crazy society....................

Roatla ninnu oru ponna paatha,

"PORIKI"nu solranga..,

But,

Veetla poi ponnu paatha,

"MAPLA"nu solranga...

What a crazy society...

Teacher&Students

Teacher: Students Elephant Perusa? Erumbu Perusa?
Stu: Appadi Yellam Summa Solla Mudiyadhu Madam! DATE OF BIRTH Venum...!

Great words of a drinker

Great words of a drinker :

"Drinking is not my hobby..
Its my 1st girl friend's last gift..! Gud morning...,

The World Wil not end in 2012

Happy News!
The World Wil not end in 2012.
Bcoz









QUATTER bottle la expiry date
2013 nu poturuku.
Fwd 2 all...friends..

vote 4 ABDUL KALAM

Pls giv mis cal 2 tis no 08082891049 (toll free) to vote 4 ABDUL KALAM 2 become president once again.. Snd tis no 2 ur frnds & ask them 2 cal this nmbr..

Enjoy your life

Life is Smaart..
Love is Sweet..
God is Great..
Yesderday is Waste..
Today is Best..
Tomorow is Taste..
So Enjoy your life.......
Gud mrng

friend&relatives

One real friend is better than ten thousand relatives...
-Shakespeare
~Good Morning~
Have a nice day :-)

GOOD MORNING

>=>*Hai*<=<
.*""*.*""*.
*. GOOD .*
" *._.* "
*|"""\_/"""|*
*|__|\*/|__|ORNING Have a nice day.

My Favourite Three Are

My Favourite Three Are:
1)Choclates
2)Mazaa
3)"You"
Mazaa 2 Drink...,
Choclates 2 Eat...,
&"YOU"






To pay the "Bill"......
Ha ha ha......

Have a lovely day

Shocking news

Shocking news: see ALL NEWS CHANNELS & NDTV news.. A Woman deadbody on moon. Nasa scientists confirmed it. That is 2centuries old. All are confused. And they found finally. Adhu vera yarum illa. Nilavula vada sututu irundha paati's deadbody. I am really mood out...........:):)

Terror LKG Guys

Terror LKG Guys..

Boy1: Machan., Nethu Classla Enna Oru Sappa Figure Kiss Adichittaada..

Boy2: Nee Miss Kitta Solluda..

Boy1: Kiss Adichathe Ava Thaanda.

Earn in U.S $ everyday 100-500$

Earn in U.S $ everyday 100-500$ in online based Global Market, Free Info & Training Ct-9688857617,9597679310

தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு வாழ்த்துக்கள்

இனிய சித்திரை பெரு நாள் & நந்தன ஆண்டு. தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு வாழ்த்துக்கள்

ealthy life

1. Apple/day =No doctor,
2. Egg/day=No cancer,
3. Lemon/day=No fat,
4. cup of Milk/day= No bone problems,
5. Litres Water/day= No diseases. ealthy life.Nice evening

GK

TRUE GK:
;- No Trees in Antartica
;- No Theatres in Bhutan
;- No Snakes in Hawai
;- No Mosquitoes in France
;- coming soon NO CURRENT IN
TAMILNADU..!

En frienda pola yaru machan

Beer Adicha Paiyana Paarthu...

Appa:- Veetukula Varatha.
Amma:- Yeppo Thirunthuva?
Sister:- Unna Thirutthave Mudiyathu.
Lover:- Enkitta Pesatha.

Frnd:- Evlo Mapla Adicha? Pothuma, Innoru beer Sollava....
En frienda pola yaru machan

100 வது சதம் அடித்த சாதனை நாயகன்

100 வது சதம் அடித்த சாதனை நாயகன் சச்சினுக்கு வாழ்த்துக்கள்!!!!!!

அனைத்து தமிழர்களும் தெரிந்து கொள்ள

அனைத்து தமிழர்களும் தெரிந்து கொள்ளவேண்டியது!

HOD & Student

H O D : Yenda 20 NAALA Collegukku Varala?...!

Student : Enga appa eppavume Solvanga "0ru Edathukku Adikkadi pona Mariyaadai irukkadhunu".
Athan madam..!

LIFE is a beautiful one way road

LIFE is a beautiful one way road ,where you can see back,but u cant go back.so dont miss anything.
Enjoy every second of lifeB-);-)

Two best gifts of life Good night

Two best gifts of life:
1. When your family understands you as a friend:)
2. When your friends support you as a family:)
Good night!

Tasmac Holidays 2012 calender

Tasmac Holidays 2012 calender:
jan 16, 26, 30
mar 22,
may 1,
july 14,
aug 15,
sep 3, 14,
oct 8,
nov 9 --- So Plan Panni Kudinga ..kudi makkale..

ANBU PONGA, AASAI PONGA, ARIVU PONGA, ENBAM PONGA, ENIMAI PONGA, ENTRUM UNGAL VEETTIL MAGIZHCHI PONGA. ''PONGALO PONGAL'' "WISH YOU ADVANCE HAPPY PONGAL"...

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AD


ADV


ADVA


ADVAN


ADVANC


ADVANCE


W


WI


WIS


WISH


WISH U


WISH U H


WISH U HA


WISH U HAP


WISH U HAPP


WISH U HAPPY

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.\\" ! "/ / +.
>-PONGAL--->
. / /" ! " \\ + by sweet §m§ have a nice day

8 best doctors in the world:
1. Sunlight.
2. Rest
3. Water
4. Air
5. Exercise.
6. Diet.
7. Friend.
8. Self confidence.

Maintain at all times in life...:-)

பசங்க பரவால்ல போல என்னமா செவரு ஏறுதுங்க

3 things of boys &girls

3 things of boys
1.sathikanum.
2.sambathikanum.
3.settil aakanum

3things of girls
1.correct pannanum
2.collect pannanum
3.kalati vidanum

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wish '""" you ADVANCE HAPPY PONGAL my WISHES FOR U ¤$m$¤