LARGEST SMS COLLECTION-2

1.Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when   you stop          caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

2 .Girls calander,

   Jan=propose

   Feb=rose

   March=gift

  April=lift

  May=chating

  June=dating

  July=kissing

  Aug=missing

  Sep=drop

  Oct=escape

  Nov=rest

  Dec=next.good evining

3. He+She=Love,

    H+S+L= Marriage,       

    H+S+L+M=Child,

    H+S+L+ M+C=Family,

    H+S+L+M+C+F="Problem".

    So,

        enjoy the bachelor life..

4. Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!

5.  My Favourite Three Are:

    1)Choclates

     2)Mazaa

     3)"You"

     Mazaa 2 Drink...,

     Choclates 2 Eat...,

     &"YOU"

      To pay the "Bill"......

      Ha ha ha......

      Have a lovely day

6. Edison made many mistakes and found a bulb... But...

     Today you get a bulb if u make one mistake... :-D

      What a funny world... ;-)

7. 97lovers

    89 wifes

    81 sights

    03 figures

    88 girl friends

    This is my figure's list appadi'nu sonna neenga nambava poringa idhu en mobile number.

8. Teacher: What is a fine?

     Student: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.

    Teacher: And what is tax?

    Student: A tax is a fine for doing right.

9. A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like          this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

10. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the    elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the     Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

LARGEST SMS COLLECTION-1

1. "Thannambikkai ulla manithan thorppathillai.!

"Thanmel nambikkai illatha manithan jaipathe illai..

Good morning have a sweet day

2. Someone Asked Buddha.

"What is Poison..?"

He gave a Great Answer.

"Everything that is Excess in Life is Poison.!".... Gud mrg

3. Chanceless lines of love :

"Please don't look at me again ,I don't have another heart to lose"... ayio ayio ......../......

4. I need u in my bed..

I want u every day..

I want 2 touch u with my lips..

I want u to be hot..

I really LOVE u..

My Dear,

5. Call me urgently.A bad news abt u.

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APRIL FOOL. I think i am d fiSea is common for all, but some take pearls.some take fishes & some come out with just wet legs.World is common to all..But we get what we try for.. Try POLICE: Inaiku Unaku Thooku. Kadaisi Aasai Edhavadhu Iruka?

MAN: hero SURIYA vai Pakanum.

POLICE: Busya Irupare. 'VIJAI'a Pakariya?

MAN: Adhuku pathilrst to fool u....

Forward 2 ur friends and see how many fools will call u...:d best!! Good morning.. Have a fantastic day..

6. Practical truth:

Evan oruvan summa friendsku SMS anuparano avanuku lover illanu artham, so Avan romba nallavan, niyamanavan, nambikai yanavan.

Enna maathiri.

7. A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.

8. Vivek calling Dhanush at night 12'o clock- Hello KUTTY dhanusha? Dhanush: yes ! Vivek :Nenga verum kutty'a illana rosi miss nai kutty'ah..ha..ha..ha.

9. #Student ulla irukum pothae Absent podum koduramana Seiyal

#Thanaku

theriyatha Unit'a Seminar kudukum Villathanam

#Internl mark vechu miratum kodumai

#Attendnce lock panra arajagam

#Symposium,IV,Ties, Plcemnt,Sem Attend panavidma thadukum alpathanam

#ID card a vechu panum Comedy

#Namma kasa vangi nammalaye pazhi vangara silrathanam.

Ithu pulambal illa, Ovoru clge Studnt oda manakumural.

Fwd 2 Al College Students!

10.Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly,arey baba loudly loudly bola na,congrats u have won free entry to,mental hospital