Crazy letter to college principal

Crazy letter to college principal:

Respected sir,
I Am suffering from love,
but i am unable to correct the figure,
so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in your relation or neighbour within two days.
Thank you,
note:Neenga enakku mama madhri
Yours lovingly,
Unga mapla

Vaadatha 3 Poo

"ROJA Poo"
Vaadum

"MALLIGAI Poo"
Vaadum

"THALAM Poo"
Vaadum

Aanal,
Vaadatha 3 Poo!



Un -"SIRIPU"

En -"ANBU"

Nam -"NATPU"

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But, 2day all university toppers are my employees..
try 2 make changes......

FATHER & SON

FATHER: Pakkathu veetu ponnu evalavu mark vangi iruku, avala parthavathu nalla padi da..

SON: Ayyo!
avala parthu, parthu thaan pa Naan padikaamalaye poitean. ;)

What a funny world

Government says beer, whiskey, brandy,cigarettes, are our enemies..


but gandhiji says love ur enemies..


What a funny world.!
Machi oru quater sollen...

Sardhar & Man

Sardhar:
Weightana padippu padichum enakku innum vela kedaikala.

Man: appadi enna weightana padippu padiche?

Sardhar:
pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(Kg).

Da & De

Do yo know why girls r called 'de' and boys r called 'da'... It s the short form of ''dear'' and ''darling'':)
don miss your de and da:)

Wonderful couple in this World

Wonderful couple in this World.

"Heart & Beats"


"Night & Moon"


"Music & Songs"


"Roses & Love"


"Fish & Water"

"My Message &
ur Smile".

Wonderful couple in this World

Wonderful couple in this World.

"Heart & Beats"


"Night & Moon"


"Music & Songs"


"Roses & Love"


"Fish & Water"

"My Message &
ur Smile".

Heart Beat says

Heart Beat says "LUB-DUB"
it means?

LUB says:

L- LOVE
U- UR
B- BEST FRIEND

&

DUB says:

D- DONT MISS
U- UR
B- BEST FRIEND.....

ेGेOेOेD
ेNेIेGेHेT
ैAैNैD
ँSँWँEँEँT
DँRँEँAँMँ

கண்டிப்பாக share செய்யுங்கள்...

கண்டிப்பாக share செய்யுங்கள்...இது நிச்சயமாக சிலருக்காவது உதவும்..

LKG girl in Telephone

LKG girl in Telephone.
Appa: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illainu sollumma..
Magal: sarippa..
Tring tring...
Magal: Hello... Appa veetla irukar. Aprama peasunga.
Appa: yemma irukenu sonna?
Magal: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa... Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz...

TOTALLY FREE

Good news:
tomorrow all india
BSNL to BSNL
AIRTEL to AIRTEL
AIRCEL to AIRCEL
VODAFONE to VODAFONE
TOTALLY FREE..!




for






Missed call only... Ha.....Ha.. Ha...

monkey’s language

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka...Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language. Come to Collect ur banana.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihi

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih hihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Messagena-EN PERA SOLLU

Friendsna-LOLLU Figurena-JOLLU Lovena-DHILLU Lifena-THRILLU Collegena-CELLU Schoolna-BELLU Hotelna-BILLU barna-FULLU Messagena-EN PERA SOLLU.
BY
$m$

Boys room Before Marriage&After Marriage

Boys room
Before Marriage
:-) Laptop,
:-) Home theatre,
:-) super cds,
:-) N series Mobile,
:-) Gifts,
:-) Savings,
:-) Favourite heroineflowup,
:-)love letters. etc,

After Marriage
:-( Loan Papers,
:-( Credit Cards,
:-( Unpaid Bills,
:-( low Battery,
:-( low Balance
:-( China Mobile,
:-( Ennai paar yogam varum wall paper etc!
so enjoy life before marriage tself.:-). . . .

Friend forever

Love+Care=Mom, Lov+Fear=Father, Lov+Help=Sister, Lov+Fight= Brother, Lov+Life=Wife, Luv+(Care+Fear+ Help+Fight+Life)= Friend forever.

Palli vilum palan

Husband: Calendarla enna paakura?
Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.
Husband: Enga vilunthathu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta saambarla.
Husband: ??

Pls give me a "KISS"

Pls give me a "KISS"



R U Shocked?
Ha..ha..
Ayyo puriyaleya?

"KISS"means.
K=konjam
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send pannu
Ok now start kissing me.....

Girls calander

Girls calander,
Jan=propose
Feb=rose
March=gift
April=lift
May=chating
June=dating
July=kissing
Aug=missing
Sep=drop
Oct=escape
Nov=rest
Dec=next.

Reading this SMS

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Idhu en mobile number

96lovers
59 wifes
33 sights
18 figures
87 girl friends

This is my figure's list appadi'nu sonna neenga nambava poringa idhu en mobile number.

Intha Friend ninaipu irukatom

Face Fulla
Smile irukkattum.
Life Fulla
jolly irukkattum.
Pocket Fulla
Money irukkattum.
But,
Manasula Orama intha Friend ninaipu irukatom.

Enjoy the bachelor life..

He+She=Love,
H+S+L= Marriage, H+S+L+M=Child,
H+S+L+ M+C=Family,
H+S+L+M+C+F="Problem".
So,
enjoy the bachelor life..

SMS Padicha

B.E padi
Engineera Pova,

M.B.B.S Padi
Doctora Pova,

B.L padi Vakkilaa Pova,

B.Ed Padi
Teachera Pova,

Ippadi Vettiya SMS Padicha veenathan pova!

' LIFE 'means

'LIFE' means
L: Love.
I : Incidents.
F: Friends.
E: Emotions.
if you miss 'F' in life then LIFE becomes "LIE".
so, dont miss the friends..

FRIEND

I Love U...
But', I am not Ur
Lover.
I Care U...
But', I am not Ur
Mother.
I Strict U...
But', I am not Ur
Father.
I Help U...
But', I am not Ur
Brother.
I'm ready 2share Ur pain...
But', I am not Ur Blood relation.
I will do all of, this to U.
B'coz, I am Your ~F~R~I~E~N~D~ ...

Degrees of girls!

Degrees of girls!
B.A=Beautiful Angel
B.E=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc=Beautiful Structure
B.L=Beautiful Lips
B.B.M=Beautiful Body Maintain M.B.A=Married But available. B.B.A=beauties but aunties. M.B.B.S=married but beautiful sight..

Naanga irukom

boy1: Eppadi da unaku mattum amaavaasai annaiku nila theriyuthu...?




boy2: Thanx to VASAN Eyecare..!

Naanga...irukom.

Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera

Boy : Doctor! Evlo Thanni Adichaalum Mappu Yera Maatenkuthu
Doctor ..... Dai Ippo Nee Full Mappuladhaan Irukka ,Naan Doctor illa ,un appan da.

Lip Kiss

Lip Kiss:
0.7gm protein
0.45gm fat
0.19gm chemical
50 variety of bacteria will die.Tis is true.So catch ur loved ones n start kissing n b healthy.

24 Golden hours

Get up!
Get up!
GOD is
waiting 4 u..
To
give a
gift of
24 Golden hours.
Whatever
u want,
Do it
successfully..

Good Morning...

Sms panna 10 benfit kidaikum

Sms panna 10 benfit kidaikum
1.Mobile thuru pidikkadhu
2.Time pas agum
3.Padippavar happy aavanga
4.Contact irukum
5.Any time busy ayiduveenga
6.Somberi ya irukka matinga
7.Fingers activa irukum
8.ABCD maraka matinga
9.Creativity mind aagum
10.yenna madiri nallavanga ungalukku friend'a kidaipanga....!

Best friend

Taj Mahal-> India
Eiffel tower-> Paris
Great wall-> China
Niagara falls-> Canada
Pyramid-> Egypt
Good friend-> Naan
Best friend-> Nee
Good morning

new style sms

ةHai
ةthis
ةis
ةnew style sms
ةwishing
ةu
a very good morning...ة

Best

Best____gift "santhosam"
Best____wish
"valkai"
Best____feeling
"kadhal"
Best__Relation"_
vera yaru
""neenga than"

intha college nalla collegeja

Boy: intha college
nalla collegeja?

Watchman : Enna ipadi kekuringa!
Super college. Naan kuda ingathaan B.E padichen, udanae velai kedaichiduchu...

New generation Jony Jony Yes Papa!

New generation :

"Jony Jony" Yes Papa!

"Minaral Water" - No Papa!

"Quater Bottel" - Yes Papa!

"Mixing Water" - No Papa!

"Rava Aadecha" - HA..HA..HA..

Oru alazhagana Kavithai Solluda

GIRL:- Oru alazhagana Kavithai Solluda?
BOY:-Unnai Kandathum Ennai Marandhen..
GIRL:-Adada.! Apram.!
BOY:-Un friendai Kandadhum Unnaye Marandhen...

Wascodagama ippo irundha avar peyar

Wascodagama ippo irundha avar peyar enna Theriyuma?



Think...




ISCODAGAMA!
Because,
'was'Past Tense !
'Is' Present Tense !
English ma English!...

2031 il INDIA EPPADI IRUKUM

2031 il INDIA EPPADI IRUKUM?

India wins their 5th world cup.

RADHIKA going to marry her 9th husband simbu.
Gold just Rs.5 lakhs/gram.

JOTHIKA's daughter join with Rajini in his new film SHIVAJI PART-12.

Sunthar.c is to act in remake of Padayappa 2031.

Thamana - dhanush'ku ammavaga nadikirar......