CEMENT la uyir iruku.

Teacher: oruvar saagum nerathil,avar vaayil enna poda vendum?
Student: BIRLA CEMENT poda vendum
Teacher: why?
Student: Antha CEMENT la uyir iruku.                                smiley evening..

+2 and 10th result

see ur 10th and +2 results in the following websites. You will use and enjoy. Wish you all the best for your success and bright future. http://smsinpadiththathilpidiththathu.blogspot.in/2013/04/tamil-nadu-2-result.html

Secrets of Good LIFE.

Secrets of Good LIFE..

"Minimum requirements and maximum adjustments are the two steps of happy & successful Life...

Enakku oru doubt

Enakku oru doubt
Enakku oru doubt we cal
41 as fourty one
31 as thirty one
21 as twenty one
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then y we don't cal 11 as onety one idha sonna adikka varanga boss.

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("" ("
ADVANCE HAPPY
{ THAMIL} NEW
YEAR. 1st wishes is best w(.....)sms

askintamil.com

www.askintamil.com
Forward this sms in 20 mobile. Get Rs.97.54. Its true.

Watch in today HINDUSTAN TIMES newspaper. Page 7.

Check your balance after 10min

A boy wrote on his room's door "Plz dont enter,i'm upset"
Lover saw it&went away.
FRNDZ cam inside wit smiling face&said
"ENA MACHI ENAMO ENGLISHLA ELUTHIRUKA".

boys

If GIRLS vomits, her parents Asks
"Yaar Antha
Parathesi naai"..

If BOYS vomits
" Parathesi
Naaye.. kudichitu
Vandhu
Vaanthi
Edukriyaa?"


yaar
vaanthi
Eduthalum boys ku thaan ketta Peru..
Enna koduma sir Ithu.. Gd ni8

Teacher & Boy

Teacher :
7 mark vaangitu ippadi sirikiraye unakku vekkama illa.?

Boy :-
naan onnume ezhuthalaye, athuku poi 7 mark pottiengale, ungalukku vekkama illa?

Anuvin amaipai patri vivari?

Chemistry madam: Anuvin amaipai patri vivari?
Stu: Anuvin kannam apple, aval udhadu cherry, aval kangal fish, mothathil 'ANU' sema figure ma'am

3 Golden points

3 Golden points:

"Vittu Kodu".!
Viruppam Niraiverum.

"Mannippu Kodu".!
Thavaru Kuraiyum.

"Manam vittu pesu".!
Anbu perugum.... Its true....
Gud Ni8

SMS---O"C"

Vijaykanthku- thava"C"
Vikramku- ka"C" Ajithku- raa"C" Vijayku- sivaka"C"
NAM "ANBU" KU munnal ellame thoo"C"
enakku SMS---O"C"
so take it- e"C"...
G ni8

Kavithai

Unmai Kavithai :
Maranam kooda
sugam thaan.
"Naam
Nesippavar
Madiyil " uyir
Pirindhal...:) gut nit

MBA Student

MBA Student Kissed a Girl

Girl-Oy,What is Dis?

Boy- It is Called DIRECT MARKETING

Girl Slapped Boy

Boy- What is Dis

Girl-CUSTOMER FEEDBACK...

LIFE oru one way

LIFE oru one way road....!

ATHIL
Thirumbi
Pakkalam

But

Thirumbipoga Mudiyathu...!


Don't miss and EnjoY every seconds.
It's a big thought of success..

Where s LOVE born?

Teacher:Where s LOVE born?
Boy: Probably in CHINA.
Teacher:Why?
Boy: Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has no warranty and no guarantee;-)
Fact!Fact!Fact .gud ni8

Auntyku oru umma kodu.

MOM:Chellam pakathu vetu auntyku oru umma kodu..

Chd: poma Aunty adipanga..

MOM:Adika matanga kodu..

Chd:Unaku theriyathu Nethuthan daddy adi vanginar.....

Edison's best lines

Edison's best lines:-

Don't read success
stories u'll get only msg.
But
Read failure stories
u'll get some Ideas to
become SUCCESSFUL...

Successful people

"Successful people always have two things on their lips.
"Silent and Smile".
Silent is to avoid the problems and Smile is to solve the problems".
Gud mrng
change the life

Nice word

Nice word's:
Vittu kodukum thanmai namaku irunthal,

Naam vittu kodutha anaithum oru naal nammai thedi varum.

That is life..

Take it- e"C"

Vijaykanthku- thava"C"
Vikramku- ka"C" Ajithku- raa"C" Vijayku- sivaka"C"
NAM "ANBU" KU munnal ellame thoo"C"
enakku SMS---O"C"
so take it- e"C"...

K O V A M

K O V A M :
Nammai Nesippavargalai Yosikka Vaikum.
A N B U :
Nammai Veruppavargalai Nesikka Vaikum..,

Two Very Effective Lines

Two Very Effective Lines:

1."Adjustment Is
Always Better Than Argument!"

2."A Meaningful Silence Is Better Than Meaningless Words!"

Life is a mixture

Life is a mixture of 4 things
"L"OVE
"I"NDEPENDENCE
"F"RIEND
"E"NTERTAINMENT
If the "F" is missing, then "LIFE" becomes "LIE"

Girls Special

<Girls Special>

Kerala: Attractive Eyes & Dark Long Hair.

U.p: beautiful walk.

KASHMIR : Apple's lips

A.P: Sharp Nose.

Punjab: Colourful.

Banglore: structure.

Orissa :
attractive legs.

TN : Oru mayirum illainalum overa scene poduvaluga.
Forward this msg to T.N all boys

Today is world mobile day

"Super joke"
today is world mobile day
so unga mobile ah open panni battery ah kazhati mobile ah soap pottu kazhuvi sim card la kungumam vaichuttu sollunga govindha govindha....

Thats Friendship

Kadhal Enbathu Beer Pola Cooling Ponal Kasakkum,

Friendship Enbathu Cooldrinks Pola Cooling illai Endralum Inikkum. "Thats Friendship"
good morning......................................

Swt day

Nice
Friendku
"Nice morning"

Sweet
Friendku
" Sweet morning"

Loving
Friendku
" Lovely morning"

my
Good
Friendku
" good morning ... Swt day.

Happy morning

. '*' Welcome '*'
The New
"Morning"
With A
"Smile"
On
Ur
"Face",
and
"Good Thoughts"
In
Ur
"Mind"
& U
Will
Have A
Wonderful Day
Wish You
A happy morning.....@

Don't Worry Be Happy.

Life Kavithai:

"Kastathai Ninaithu kavalaipattal kavalaium unnai kastapaduthum."

So, Don't Worry Be Happy....!

Joke-2

Mandiri : Manna neenga poruku pogum pothu yen 'kavasam' podureenga?

Mannar : kavasam podulaina enakku 'thevasam' senjuruvanga.

DOCTOR CERTIFICATE

Man :"Doctor unga marksheet & T.c kodunga."

Doctor : Edhukku?

Man : Nan college_ku 1 week leave eduthaen, Avanga "DOCTOR CERTIFICATE" kaetanga..!Athan.

Jest joke 2020

Oru function la abdul kalam 2020 la india vallarasu agumnu edha vachi sonnaru theriyuma.











romba yosika venam



'Mike' vachu dhan..:)

SARDAR

3 SARDARS are going on a motorcycle. A policeman shows his hand to stop.

Sardar shouted: oye idiot! Already 3 r sitting.
Where will u sit?
R U FOOl?

Paasam

"Paasam"
"oru"
kaatru mathiri,
"iruppathu"
"namakku"
"theriyathu" anal athu "illamal"
"nammal"
"irukka"
"mudiyathu"
.
Gud mrg

HAPPY PONGAL

^\|/^ ,;::;, ^\|/^
// ,~~, \\
// (----) \\
WISH ''"""' YOU
HAPPY PONGAL
Wish to
U &your FAMILY

பொங்கலோ பொங்கல்!!
இனிய பொங்கல் திருநாள் வாழ்த்துக்கள்
happy pongal:)

civil STUDENTS

Madurai na Malli
"civil "na GILLI.

ATM na Kasu
"civil " na MASSu.

Mahabharatham na Porkalam,
"civil "na RANAKALAM

Rice'ah Araicha Mavuuu
"civil "ah Moracha SAAVU

Fish kulla irukum Mullu,
Yendrumae,
"civil " STUDENTS kulla
Irukum DHILLU
*civil *$m$*

Maths sir &Student

Maths sir : A=B,
B=C, SO A=C.
prove this method with example.

Student: sir,
i love u. U love ur daughter. So i love ur daughter,
Thats all sir..