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Monday, 23 July 2012

Wonderful couple in this World

Wonderful couple in this World.

"Heart & Beats"

"Night & Moon"

"Music & Songs"

"Roses & Love"

"Fish & Water"

"My Message &
ur Smile".

Heart Beat says

Heart Beat says "LUB-DUB"
it means?

LUB says:

L- LOVE
U- UR
B- BEST FRIEND

&

DUB says:

D- DONT MISS
U- UR
B- BEST FRIEND.....

ेGेOेOेD
ेNेIेGेHेT
ैAैNैD
ँSँWँEँEँT
DँRँEँAँMँ

Saturday, 21 July 2012

கண்டிப்பாக share செய்யுங்கள்...

கண்டிப்பாக share செய்யுங்கள்...இது நிச்சயமாக சிலருக்காவது உதவும்..

LKG girl in Telephone.
Appa: Entha phone vanthalum naan veetla illainu sollumma..
Magal: sarippa..
Tring tring...
Magal: Hello... Appa veetla irukar. Aprama peasunga.
Appa: yemma irukenu sonna?
Magal: Nilamai puriyama pesathingappa... Athu ennoda lover!
LKG rockz...

TOTALLY FREE

Good news:
tomorrow all india
BSNL to BSNL
AIRTEL to AIRTEL
AIRCEL to AIRCEL
VODAFONE to VODAFONE
TOTALLY FREE..!

for

Missed call only... Ha.....Ha.. Ha...

Friday, 20 July 2012

monkey’s language

ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka...Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language. Come to Collect ur banana.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihi

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih hihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Messagena-EN PERA SOLLU

Friendsna-LOLLU Figurena-JOLLU Lovena-DHILLU Lifena-THRILLU Collegena-CELLU Schoolna-BELLU Hotelna-BILLU barna-FULLU Messagena-EN PERA SOLLU.
BY
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Boys room Before Marriage&After Marriage

Boys room
Before Marriage
:-) Laptop,
:-) Home theatre,
:-) super cds,
:-) N series Mobile,
:-) Gifts,
:-) Savings,
:-) Favourite heroineflowup,
:-)love letters. etc,

After Marriage
:-( Loan Papers,
:-( Credit Cards,
:-( Unpaid Bills,
:-( low Battery,
:-( low Balance
:-( China Mobile,
:-( Ennai paar yogam varum wall paper etc!
so enjoy life before marriage tself.:-). . . .

Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Friend forever

Love+Care=Mom, Lov+Fear=Father, Lov+Help=Sister, Lov+Fight= Brother, Lov+Life=Wife, Luv+(Care+Fear+ Help+Fight+Life)= Friend forever.

Palli vilum palan

Husband: Calendarla enna paakura?
Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.
Husband: Enga vilunthathu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta saambarla.
Husband: ??

Monday, 16 July 2012

Pls give me a "KISS"

Pls give me a "KISS"

R U Shocked?
Ha..ha..
Ayyo puriyaleya?

"KISS"means.
K=konjam
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send pannu
Ok now start kissing me.....

Girls calander

Girls calander,
Jan=propose
Feb=rose
March=gift
April=lift
May=chating
June=dating
July=kissing
Aug=missing
Sep=drop
Oct=escape
Nov=rest
Dec=next.

Reading this SMS

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Idhu en mobile number

96lovers
59 wifes
33 sights
18 figures
87 girl friends

This is my figure's list appadi'nu sonna neenga nambava poringa idhu en mobile number.

Intha Friend ninaipu irukatom

Face Fulla
Smile irukkattum.
Life Fulla
jolly irukkattum.
Pocket Fulla
Money irukkattum.
But,
Manasula Orama intha Friend ninaipu irukatom.

Enjoy the bachelor life..

He+She=Love,
H+S+L= Marriage, H+S+L+M=Child,
H+S+L+ M+C=Family,
H+S+L+M+C+F="Problem".
So,
enjoy the bachelor life..

SMS Padicha

B.E padi
Engineera Pova,

M.B.B.S Padi
Doctora Pova,

B.L padi Vakkilaa Pova,

B.Ed Padi
Teachera Pova,

Ippadi Vettiya SMS Padicha veenathan pova!

Saturday, 14 July 2012

' LIFE 'means

'LIFE' means
L: Love.
I : Incidents.
F: Friends.
E: Emotions.
if you miss 'F' in life then LIFE becomes "LIE".
so, dont miss the friends..

Friday, 13 July 2012

FRIEND

I Love U...
But', I am not Ur
Lover.
I Care U...
But', I am not Ur
Mother.
I Strict U...
But', I am not Ur
Father.
I Help U...
But', I am not Ur
Brother.
I'm ready 2share Ur pain...
But', I am not Ur Blood relation.
I will do all of, this to U.
B'coz, I am Your ~F~R~I~E~N~D~ ...