3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE

3 stupid STAGES OF LIFE:
TEENAGE- Have Time &Energy But No Money

WORKINGAGE-Have Money & Energy But No Time.

OLDAGE- Have Time & Money But No Energy.

Teacher:5+3=?

Teacher:5+3 evlo?
Lkg boy:enaku Theriyadhe.
Teacher:Makku paiya 5+3=8'nu teriyathada unaku?
Lkg boy:adi lusu mavale nethu ne thane 4+4=8nu sonna...

90 marks

Teacher:
Paaru antha ponnu 90 marks vangirukku avala parthavathu olunga padi da.

Boy:
ada ponga madam,avala "paathu paathu" than fail aanen.!

Accept the pain

"Each successful person has a painful story"
"Each painful story has a Successful ending"
"Accept the pain Achieve the gain That's life..

Medicine & Friendship

Medicine and Friendship both are same.,
Both Can Cure Our Problems.. But Only one Different, Friendship has No Expiry Date...

Conductor kum, driver kum enna vidhyasam

Conductor kum, driver kum enna vidhyasam!

Thani Thaniya Ticket Kodutha Conductor..
Ellarukum Mothama Ticket Kodutha Driver....

Exam eppadi eluthuna?

Dad:
Exam eppadi eluthuna?
Son:
1st ques eluthala
2nd qs pudikkala
4th qs maranthuten
5th qs elutha maranthuten
6th qs bit la illa
7th qs frnd kamikala
8th qs out sylabus
nu ninachen
9th qs print sariya illa
10 qs elutha time illa
Dad:AppO 3rd qs
Son:Atha thaan pa choice'la vitten.. student's rocks...

Funny World

Paying Money for Others Mistake Will Happen Only in













"UNIVERSITY"


In The Name of
"Re-Valuation"

Funny World...
Crazy Beggars...

Hi Moon Good Night

Hi Moon,My friend is going to sleep.Tell to ur's brother sun to raise tomorrow late becoz, my friend wants More relax.
Good Night.

IIT Mumbai Exam best que

IIT Mumbai Exam best que:

Spell the word 'COW' in 13 letters.

Toppers could not answer,but last bench boys wrote.

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU":-)

Exam eppadi eluthuna?

Dad:
Exam eppadi eluthuna?
Son:
1st ques eluthala
2nd qs pudikkala
4th qs maranthuten
5th qs elutha maranthuten
6th qs bit la illa
7th qs frnd kamikala
8th qs out sylabus
nu ninachen
9th qs print sariya illa
10 qs elutha time illa
Dad:AppO 3rd qs
Son:Atha thaan pa choice'la vitten.. student's rocks...

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But, 2day all university toppers are my employees..
try 2 make changes......

Doctor certificate

Tec: Yenda oru vaarama schoolku varala poi "Doctor certificate vangitu va"
Stu: poi keten teacher adhu avar kastapattu vanginatham thara matenu sollitar..."

Actual Meaning of Morning

Actual Meaning of Morning is
"More+Innings"

Means 1 more innings given by God to Play n Win.

So vry Gud Mrng n hav a lovly winning Day.:-)

TODAY SEMESTER TOMORROW RESULT

Producer: Padathoda perai kaetale students ellam adhiranum.
Appadi oru title sollunga...
Director:
"TODAY SEMESTER TOMORROW RESULT"
suma adhuruthula...

What's S.T.U.D.Y?

What's S.T.U.D.Y? = Sitting, Talking, Unlimited msging, Dreaming and Yawning.. So STUDY. (don't waste ur time) I hav a lot 2 STUDY ...k

Fullstop is not the End

Fullstop is not the End.
Because we can write a new sentence after it.
Same in life..!
Failure is not the end,
It can be the real Beginning to SUCCESS...

Life oru ice cream madhiri

Life oru ice cream madhiri,
taste pannalum karaiyum, waste pannalum
karaiyum,
so better taste it don't waste it.
Hav a tasty life.
nalla life enjoy pannunga...

Crazy letter to college principal

Crazy letter to college principal:

Respected sir,
I Am suffering from love,
but i am unable to correct the figure,
so kindly requesting you to arrange a good homely girl in your relation or neighbour within two days.
Thank you,
note:Neenga enakku mama madhri
Yours lovingly,
Unga mapla

Vaadatha 3 Poo

"ROJA Poo"
Vaadum

"MALLIGAI Poo"
Vaadum

"THALAM Poo"
Vaadum

Aanal,
Vaadatha 3 Poo!



Un -"SIRIPU"

En -"ANBU"

Nam -"NATPU"

Bill gates says

Bill gates says:
I am not a university topper,
But, 2day all university toppers are my employees..
try 2 make changes......

FATHER & SON

FATHER: Pakkathu veetu ponnu evalavu mark vangi iruku, avala parthavathu nalla padi da..

SON: Ayyo!
avala parthu, parthu thaan pa Naan padikaamalaye poitean. ;)

What a funny world

Government says beer, whiskey, brandy,cigarettes, are our enemies..


but gandhiji says love ur enemies..


What a funny world.!
Machi oru quater sollen...

Sardhar & Man

Sardhar:
Weightana padippu padichum enakku innum vela kedaikala.

Man: appadi enna weightana padippu padiche?

Sardhar:
pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(Kg).

Da & De

Do yo know why girls r called 'de' and boys r called 'da'... It s the short form of ''dear'' and ''darling'':)
don miss your de and da:)