LARGEST SMS COLLECTION-2

1.Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when   you stop          caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

2 .Girls calander,

   Jan=propose

   Feb=rose

   March=gift

  April=lift

  May=chating

  June=dating

  July=kissing

  Aug=missing

  Sep=drop

  Oct=escape

  Nov=rest

  Dec=next.good evining

3. He+She=Love,

    H+S+L= Marriage,       

    H+S+L+M=Child,

    H+S+L+ M+C=Family,

    H+S+L+M+C+F="Problem".

    So,

        enjoy the bachelor life..

4. Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!

5.  My Favourite Three Are:

    1)Choclates

     2)Mazaa

     3)"You"

     Mazaa 2 Drink...,

     Choclates 2 Eat...,

     &"YOU"

      To pay the "Bill"......

      Ha ha ha......

      Have a lovely day

6. Edison made many mistakes and found a bulb... But...

     Today you get a bulb if u make one mistake... :-D

      What a funny world... ;-)

7. 97lovers

    89 wifes

    81 sights

    03 figures

    88 girl friends

    This is my figure's list appadi'nu sonna neenga nambava poringa idhu en mobile number.

8. Teacher: What is a fine?

     Student: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.

    Teacher: And what is tax?

    Student: A tax is a fine for doing right.

9. A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like          this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

10. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the    elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the     Donkey is busy reading this SMS !